EVERYONE I FOLLOW ARE CUTIES AND EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME ARE CUTIES WOW IF UR READING THIS UR A CUTIE WOWOWOW CUTIES
1. wear more black
2. be meaner to boys
3. do homework maybe
u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u
me: *first one finished when eating with friends*
me: *still hungry*
me: *looks at friends food*
me: “you gonna fuck dat up?”
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”
Maybe it’s Maybelline
So I see this
and all I can think is
I am SO SORRY FOR HIJACKING THIS POST (with animu gods) but srsly the joke is too good to pass up.
Also, I know it’s Horus in the original comic. Sadly no KamiAso equivalent exists so I had to work Apollon in.
YES~! I was hoping someone would do this!!!!
THIS IS TOOTHPASTE FOR MEN
OK first that looks weird
…………. aaaaand this is disgusting
WHAT THE FUCK
that was weird ….
posts like these make me wonder how that conversation went
"hey friend, I have an idea for a picture set on tumblr and I need you to help me"
that is pretty much how it went + I told him he needed to wear my tshirt
When I was in 7th Grade, I almost set an Elementary School on fire while trying to microwave a cookie.
I was working at the concessions stand during a basketball tournament (my team was required to work because the tournament was being hosted in my School district), and, because I was hungry, I decided to use the microwave to heat up my cookie. My teeth were very sore due to me getting dental braces that week, so I decided to microwave it for a minute so it could be really soft.
It set on fire.
The smoke alarm went off throughout the school.
The sprinkler system went off.
Basketball games that were going on at the time were cancelled.
Everyone had to evacuate the school and wait for the Police and Fire Department to show up.
I JUST WANTED A COOKIE.