moominpal:

not to be nsfw but i want to be hugged and kissed all the time

enhiesto:

this is what being poor is like

raptorific:

Look I am not happy that I’m writing this post but I really don’t understand why I’m seeing multiple posts about why Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are the same size as the residents of Bikini Bottom when they’re human beings and all the sea creatures are only supposed to be a few inches tall. Mermaid Man’s belt is a shrink ray. They did a whole episode about it. I feel like you can put two and two together without them explaining it onscreen. What you really need to be concerned about is why Pearl, a whale, is also only a few inches tall and also never needs to go up for air. 

avocadontyou:

i wish i had like really great friends who were spontaneous and loved me and we could go to museums on saturdays?? hikes on sundays??? study together at the library on mondays?? we could go see movies and critique them together. draw and paint on friday nights, help each other decorate our rooms, we could read books together then discuss like i just want some pure and positive friends…where y'all at

l5j:

bi/pansexual people calling their attraction to the same gender gay

het people calling themselves gay in any context

agoodkind:

thesilencedmasses:

leftboob-enthusiast:

(to the tune of The Final Countdown) it’s a mental breakdown

*off-key kazoo*

After vine died we are reduced to text form vines

bryko:

AN ACTUAL SLIDE FROM NINTENDO’S 2003 E3 PRESS CONFERENCE

floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

wariojo:

dekutree:

wheelcher2:

the white guy is killin me

“hmm..yes..ho….mhm”

*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”